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anonymousrex

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: the Shadow World
Job: non specific revenge

"At this point i will neither confirm, nor deny, that i am a statistical anomaly. I will, however, do the chicken dance. That is all."

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Halloween

Posted by anonymousrex Oct. 22, 2009 @ 11:32 PM EDT

Halloween is almost here! A day of darkness and of fear! But mostly free candy. Of MAN i'm going to eat so much candy. This is gonna be the best halloween EVAH! i'll scare little children and make then cry! i'll commit felonies and then lie! Hopefully no one will die. But don't blame me if i try! *dances* Ah, but i am sad. I was looking for a smiley face mask online but alas, alack, damnit to fucking hell, i couldn't find one. i was going to wear it with a suit and go around as another one of the hordes of disaffected college students (did i spell disaffected right? oh, who cares.), spreading angst and radically left wing garbage. I mean i can still do that. But i wont be able to apease the god of irony by wearing a happy face with it, hence the sadness. I am so gonna get smited. Ah well, you win some, you lose some, you get smited some.... i kinda forgot where i was going with this. Oh...right. HAPPY ALMOST HALLOWEEN OR ASOMETHING since its like a week early. Seriously, enjoy the pre-halloween. Now on to christmas......

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